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<GaidinBDJ> Sad: Staying in on Friday night Sadder: Hanging out on the internet #fark: Sharing Rosanne nudes |
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<+GaidinBDJ> Blarg. I finally shut all the whiney people up.
<+kc8501> how'd you manage that???
<+GaidinBDJ> Closed my door. |
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<Jeff> I just walked into my bathroom, and my cat was taking a shit in the box
<Jeff> And I ACTUALLY APOLOGIZED FOR WALKING IN |
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<drdank> Wil's not gay!
<goatasaur> yeah
<goatasaur> he drew tits on my back before he fucked me in the ass |
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<goatasaur> what's a good party song to learn
<goatasaur> on acoustic guitar
<JinxedLynx> Sisko - thong
<TribGuru> "she's having my baby" - paul anka
<JinxedLynx> Lords of Acid - You Belong to Me
<TribGuru> "kum ba ya" - jesus and mary chain
<HPZ|HW> "Get that fucking thing out of my ass." - elitotaco's kid brother
<JinxedLynx> Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back
<Psychlone> Genocide - Judas Priest
<TribGuru> "I Touch Myself" - Divinyls (sp unnecessary)
<goatasaur> ...
<goatasaur> i guess it's my fault for asking a question about parties on irc |
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<jessie> I'm going to put on my skimpiest maternity outfit and go bar hopping. |
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<toastido> SO... Dr. Phil says that there is a 'cheating' gene
<GaidinBDJ> toastido: Yea, it's called "Y" |
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<MillyQPublic> That's what you get
<MillyQPublic> SINNAR
<+GaidinBDJ> I am without sin
<+kc8501> yeah right...
<+GaidinBDJ> Technically a sin is a transgression against God. No God, no sin.
<+GaidinBDJ> QED |
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<smadge1> for the past 1 1/2 hour ive been d/l midi files
<smadge1> i just feel, dirty
<smadge1> i have captain and tenille
<smadge1> and a pile of poorly sequenced queen
<smadge1> i find myself dancing, to the sad, sad music
<smadge1> i even downloaded whitney houston
<GaidinBDJ> Why are you admidding this here? You think we're some kind of bad-MIDI support group? We're just going to mock you endlessly.
<smadge1> if i had broadband, i could d/l mp3s |
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<@Kitsune> put, the candle, back |
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<THX1138> and farkers prefer choosy moms
<Puchu> no we don't
<Puchu> we prefer loose moms
<noeljb> yes I do
<noeljb> same thing as long as they don't have STDs
<Terron> or KIDs |
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<Blackknight> I know bash, perl, php, python, and that's about it
<MrCore> I can code any language with google
<MrCore> well the basic ones
<+buttercup> procedural ones ;)
<MrCore> yea
<+buttercup> most programmers have trouble making the leap to functional languages
<CaptainWes> like english |
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<Blackknight> hmm, my server is playing zelda music now
<GaidinBDJ> Maybe it just acquired an upgrade? |
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<+GaidinBDJ> And do not meddle in the affairs of @s, for they are subtle and quick to ban your ass. |
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* +Kennef blows in a southerly direction
<+Kennef> wait.... that didnt come out right |
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<ZekeMacNeil> lol
<ZekeMacNeil> my dad just IMd me for the first time
<TribGuru> Zeke: "a/s/l son?" |
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<+McBatt> Cobra were a bunch of fucking morons.
<+McBatt> never did ANYTRHING right
<+McBatt> I think they liked having their asses kicked
<+McBatt> Did you ever see the christmas episode where all of corbra shrink down and sneek into the Joes HQ, and then INTENTIONALLY set of the alarms and enlarge themselves, rather than kill all the joes in their sleep? Fucking morons.
<+McBatt> If I were running cobra, even at 6 years old, we would have been ruling the world in a matter of minutes |
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<+Gwendolyn> Why the hell are overwieght people so self conscious
<+aeonite> there's more to be conscious of? |
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<elitotaco> a 3 legged dog walks into an old western saloon, walks up to the bar tender and says "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw"
<Kennef> that joke just made my daughter cry, elitotaco |
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<Ashe3> marry me goatse
<Bad_CRC> the goatse dude had a wedding ring |
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<Psychlone> God is my favourite fictional character
<MegaHurts> Played by Alannis Morrissette?
<GaidinBDJ> She's in good company playing God.
<GaidinBDJ> George Burns
<GaidinBDJ> Morgan Freeman
<MegaHurts> Stemcell researchers |
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<Hmmhesays> wouldn't it be funny if someone on american idol had turrets?
<Hmmhesays> how the hell do you spell that
<DripVurkin> touret's
<+Allahkat> Tourettes
<GaidinBDJ> I was gonna say
<GaidinBDJ> Turrets could make it entertaining as well. |
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<Jeff> Ok, I should watch this movie I downloaded
<Jeff> Filipino Butt Blasters, Volume #6.
≡ Trunz/#fark blinks
<Igloo> Jeff: An epic story of courage, I'm sure. Filled with plot twists galore.
<Trunz> haha
<Jeff> I can DCC it to you, if you'd like,
<MorphineKisses> a cumming of age story
<MorphineKisses> is it as good as fillipino furburger?
<Jeff> Please. It has everything FF has in spades.
<MorphineKisses> even the bowling balls?
<Jeff> This is the film the director of Filipino Furburger WANTED to make.
<Jeff> The bowling balls yes, and the never-before-seen boa constrictor scene.
<MorphineKisses> heheh
<Jeff> It's totally raw. |
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<itchy> at least the links I've posted only show stuff coming OUT of peoples butts. |
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<@AntiNorm> first person to pm me a new topic gets it set
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<+aeonite> like Dvorak.
<+aeonite> Not only a great composer, but he invented a keyboard. |
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* Topic is '<Bubbaprog> i just found a much better use for these jello pudding pops than eating them'
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<Allahkat> I don't even want to know what context the topic was taken out of.
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<ZekeMacNeil> LIFE, LOVE, LAUGHTER...they're all infectious...and so is Chlamydia. |
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<goatasaur> <Calisa> It's hard to prove that rape is rape sometimes.
<goatasaur> thank god for that |
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<Allahkat> I would like to do a comparison between fraknet's #fark and #frak.
<Allahkat> #Frak: <ocean2> a^2 + b^2 = c^2
<Allahkat> <ocean2> where c is the longest side of a triangle
<Allahkat> #Fark: <Allahkat> Well, if you have a small weener, you can put it in my bum.
<Allahkat> <Wintermute> front bum?
<Allahkat> <Allahkat> Both bums.
<ocean2> haha
<Allahkat> Does anyone see a slight difference?
<ocean2> i'm not sure
<Allahkat> HAHA |
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<McBatt> I loved that cailis commercial durring the super bowl, too. Anyone see that? :D
<McBatt> Here's a brief summary: Is your dick not working right? Use Cialis so you'll be ready to fuck anytime within 36 hours after you take it. Side effects may include erections that last FOREVER!!!
<Tarvuz> that would not be good
<McBatt> well, duh
<heap> better then the side effects of olestra
<heap> i'd rather have permawood then anal leakage
<Tarvuz> with permawood you could cause anal leakage in others
<McBatt> hahahahaha |
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<+aeonite> "I was praying so hard for God to please give us a happy ending; and He did!! "
<Octalthorpe> God: A lot like Asian massage therapists. |
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<Rob-iwiwc> imagine if the pope got up now
<Rob-iwiwc> think that might cause an increase in catholics?
<@HPZ> Rob-iwiwc: that's a damned good idea. They should've planned it that way.
<@HPZ> What a brilliant recruitment strategy.
<sprawl_gnome> worked for Jesus |
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<Bubbaprog> who wants to make out with me
<aeonite> i will if you join my army
<Bubbaprog> well consider me your first sergeant |
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<VietBong> 'sup fool?
<Iggins> nothinh big
<Iggins> just playing my bass
<+GaidinBDJ> How do you play a fish?
<Iggins> you just play scales |
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<GaidinBDJ> My sphincter give out nothing.
<GaidinBDJ> Err...should have said my sphincter accepts nothing. |
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<goatasaur> heh, at work today
<goatasaur> i was playing around with outlook's calendar/organizer thing
<goatasaur> and i noticed that you can go, like, hundreds of years into the future
<goatasaur> so on march 1st, 3004, i put "1000th anniversary at cornerstone - a pot luck lunch will be organized in my honor |
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<ComicBookGuy> goatse goatse goatse goatse goatse
<forkhead1> what is goatse? like a goat?
<elitotaco> yeah
<elitotaco> its pretty cool
<JinxedLynx> >((@))< goatse kitty
<elitotaco> its one of those three legged goats
<elitotaco> lemme get a link for you
<elitotaco> http://www.hektik.org/various/goatse/images/goatse_03.jpg
<forkhead1> you freak !!!
<elitotaco> oh yeah
<elitotaco> nsfw
<forkhead1> nsfw or human eyes!!!
<forkhead1> freaked my dad out too! |
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<Deltantor> You seriously cant beat a rock with voyager, the doctor, someone who looks like chakotay or tom paris, janeway, and tuvok
<+GaidinBDJ> Deltantor: Yes, I could. I could have a Seven of Nine RealDoll
<Deltantor> GaidinBDJ, you win.
<+Pornosaur> sexual vinyl beats rock, rock, paper, scissors goes 4 way |
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<Devilbunny> basically just tell her that people online don't believe that you're anywhere near a cute girl, and they're asking for pictures to prove it. Then let her see what you're typing - better clear the buffer - and let her type a response. Tell her to type "I really am a hot girl."
<Devilbunny> or something
<Cliff_> Devilbunny, I really am a hot girl
<GaidinBDJ> !topic
<GaidinBDJ> Actually what would really prove is is have her type "I love anal sex from burly men" |
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<Loser> what will happen when I tell my parents I'm bi?
<GaidinBDJ> You mother looks at your father and says "You owe me $100" |
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<Dripdry> yeah, have a nice dream
<Dripdry> about Finaland
<Dripdry> *Finland!
* OnO hugs wepsi anyway
* OnO listens to Fin music
<Dripdry> The Jaws theme?? |
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* jim_duggan yawns
* @Kitsune guides a fly into jim_duggan's mouth
<jim_duggan> yum
<+sueb> tsetse fly?
<jim_duggan> spanish fly?
<+TribGuru> too many flies for a white guy.
<jim_duggan> pretty fly for a white guy
<+TribGuru> and the joke has landed. |
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<Mcbatt> Heres a little proof that the internet is destroying my generation: I was in the shower today, and, since I shave in the shower, grabbed the can of shaving gel from the little rack under the showerhead. I picked it up wrong, and accidently pressed the button while rearanging my hand, with the nozzle facing up.
<Mcbatt> So, a jet of blue shaving cream shoots up into the air, and my first thought is 'OMG, TUBGIRL". |
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<+UncHellMatt> Eh, my girlfriend had the same reaction, kapowaz.
<+UncHellMatt> Thing is?
<+UncHellMatt> I just patted her on the back...
<+UncHellMatt> ...and told her to GET MY FUCKING MONEY!!
<+UncHellMatt> And she would SO fucking kill me if she read that... |
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<GaidinBDJ> The marvels of modern America. You can see sombody getting fucked up, but not fucked. |
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<+GaidinBDJ> 'k bad pun time.
<+GaidinBDJ> It's Christmastime in the Skywalker household, and Luke and Leia were talking
<+GaidinBDJ> Luke says to Leia "I'm really bummed."
<+GaidinBDJ> Leia asks "Why?"
<+GaidinBDJ> Luke says "I know what Dad is getting me for Christmas"
<+GaidinBDJ> Leia says "How do you know?"
<+GaidinBDJ> Luke says "Well, last night, I felt his presents" |
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<GaidinBDJ> Hrm...I think that may be my next random project
<GaidinBDJ> Print a bunch of fliers that say "Time Traveller's Convention. Last Saturday"
<GaidinBDJ> Put 'em up in a few spots around town |
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