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<BChikapa> Quick, I have a question
<magpie> 42
<BChikapa> Is it rape if you kill them first?
<RobbieFal> Chikapa, Rape isn't the biggest problem if you killed the person
<BChikapa> But IS IT?
<RobbieFal> felony-wise
<RobbieFal> well.. considering the person doesn't consent, I'd say it probably is
<BChikapa> shit.
<ChainBlue> violating a corpse is a crime all to istelf
<BChikapa> I'll be back in like fifty years.
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<Blackknight> I know bash, perl, php, python, and that's about it
<MrCore> I can code any language with google
<MrCore> well the basic ones
<+buttercup> procedural ones ;)
<MrCore> yea
<+buttercup> most programmers have trouble making the leap to functional languages
<CaptainWes> like english |
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<Jessica312> :O
<Jessica312> :O
<Jessica312> :O
<Jessica312> apparently im quite shocked by something tonight
<Jessica312> :O
<Jessica312> :O
<GaidinBDJ> (======8 |
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<GaidinBDJ> The marvels of modern America. You can see sombody getting fucked up, but not fucked. |
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<Deltantor> You seriously cant beat a rock with voyager, the doctor, someone who looks like chakotay or tom paris, janeway, and tuvok
<+GaidinBDJ> Deltantor: Yes, I could. I could have a Seven of Nine RealDoll
<Deltantor> GaidinBDJ, you win.
<+Pornosaur> sexual vinyl beats rock, rock, paper, scissors goes 4 way |
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<Devilbunny> basically just tell her that people online don't believe that you're anywhere near a cute girl, and they're asking for pictures to prove it. Then let her see what you're typing - better clear the buffer - and let her type a response. Tell her to type "I really am a hot girl."
<Devilbunny> or something
<Cliff_> Devilbunny, I really am a hot girl
<GaidinBDJ> !topic
<GaidinBDJ> Actually what would really prove is is have her type "I love anal sex from burly men" |
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[Long debate about representative democracy vs. pure democracy]
<GaidinBDJ> Representative democracies are a good idea for one simple reason.
<GaidinBDJ> People, in any group larger than three, are really fucking dumb. |
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<GaidinBDJ> Slash is fanfic porn
<@Miz> Slash is male/male relationships
<@Miz> Doesn't have to be porn
<@Miz> GaidinBDJ fails fandom!
<GaidinBDJ> Proudly. |
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<Psychlone> God is my favourite fictional character
<MegaHurts> Played by Alannis Morrissette?
<GaidinBDJ> She's in good company playing God.
<GaidinBDJ> George Burns
<GaidinBDJ> Morgan Freeman
<MegaHurts> Stemcell researchers |
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<GaidinBDJ> Sad: Staying in on Friday night Sadder: Hanging out on the internet #fark: Sharing Rosanne nudes |
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<Loser> what will happen when I tell my parents I'm bi?
<GaidinBDJ> You mother looks at your father and says "You owe me $100" |
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<+GaidinBDJ> What format should a resignation letter be if the letter is neither required nor expected?
<smadge1> SMS |
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<sueb> we'll most likely go gambling afterwards
<sueb> but please join us
<@Miz> SINNERS! ;)
<+GaidinBDJ> You can only prove we're sinning if you can prove there's a God.
<@Miz> I'm godf
<@Miz> god even
<@Miz> God has had a long day and makes typos :P
<+GaidinBDJ> Your typo belies your claim. |
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<MrCore> I just fapped twice while you guys talked about politics
<MrCore> I got more accomplished than you |
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<toastido> SO... Dr. Phil says that there is a 'cheating' gene
<GaidinBDJ> toastido: Yea, it's called "Y" |
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<Blackknight> hmm, my server is playing zelda music now
<GaidinBDJ> Maybe it just acquired an upgrade? |
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<CB> Basic hi-dollar lawyer suit; $800 US. Basic set of biker leather; $1400 US. Who is the sharper dressed man? :)
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[23:20:00] * ChainBlue wiggles his weenatr at Phinneas
[23:20:09] <MrPhin> wat
[23:20:12] <ChainBlue> bwahahahahahahaha!
[23:20:20] <ChainBlue> now thats timing |
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<VietBong> 'sup fool?
<Iggins> nothinh big
<Iggins> just playing my bass
<+GaidinBDJ> How do you play a fish?
<Iggins> you just play scales |
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<JimJam> there's generally some swallowing involved
<JimJam> that or drowning
<Organs> if you're drowning, then you're seriously doing something right down there |
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<Dolleater> I dont think I want to get flammed, Im just here too look at photoshop contests. |
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<@bort13> brokeback made $82.6, so it'll be blown away next weekend
<@sueb> I'll take a cartoon type movie over a gay sheepherder flick any day
<+GaidinBDJ> sueb: You'll definately have a broke back after I get done mountin'
<@sueb> pffft empty promises by the men of #fark
<+GaidinBDJ> No, serious sueb, I weigh like 250lbs. |
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<+aeonite> like Dvorak.
<+aeonite> Not only a great composer, but he invented a keyboard. |
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<+GaidinBDJ> And do not meddle in the affairs of @s, for they are subtle and quick to ban your ass. |
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<+Ashe3> driving is like dancing, in a way
<+Ashe3> except when your partner fucks up, you can scream and give them the finger |
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<+GaidinBDJ> Blarg. I finally shut all the whiney people up.
<+kc8501> how'd you manage that???
<+GaidinBDJ> Closed my door. |
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<+GaidinBDJ> 'k bad pun time.
<+GaidinBDJ> It's Christmastime in the Skywalker household, and Luke and Leia were talking
<+GaidinBDJ> Luke says to Leia "I'm really bummed."
<+GaidinBDJ> Leia asks "Why?"
<+GaidinBDJ> Luke says "I know what Dad is getting me for Christmas"
<+GaidinBDJ> Leia says "How do you know?"
<+GaidinBDJ> Luke says "Well, last night, I felt his presents" |
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<+Pornosaur> we should give rednecks guns at birth, thin the herd
<@ZekeMacNeil> wow, i would have tennessee all to myself |
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<MillyQPublic> That's what you get
<MillyQPublic> SINNAR
<+GaidinBDJ> I am without sin
<+kc8501> yeah right...
<+GaidinBDJ> Technically a sin is a transgression against God. No God, no sin.
<+GaidinBDJ> QED |
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<+grivas> being 18 and being able to talk a girl into having sex in a compact car or a model home is a sexual peak
<+suebwork> grivas: that's just a smooth talker and would work at any age
<+grivas> nah, when you get older they expect you to have your own place and a nicer car
<GaidinBDJ> Yea, grivias, that's why I stick with 17 year olds.
<GaidinBDJ> They're happy as long as I can buy 'em wine coolers.
<+grivas> bartles and james were my wingmen back in the day |
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<Dripdry> yeah, have a nice dream
<Dripdry> about Finaland
<Dripdry> *Finland!
* OnO hugs wepsi anyway
* OnO listens to Fin music
<Dripdry> The Jaws theme?? |
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<AICfan> Windows machines blow
<AICfan> I love when Windows takes a mninute to delete a file
<AICfan> and all you have is the disk pounding away and the silly animation
<AICfan> Like after the 50th timew I've seen the little file fly ito the garbage can, I GET THE FUCKING POINT |
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<GaidinBDJ> About as disappointing as the night after the prom.
<GaidinBDJ> Lots of hype, then it's over in 30 secons.
<+sueb> and why aren't they showing the damn replay!!!!
<+TribGuru> hey, at least "she" was well-hung, GaidinBDJ
<GaidinBDJ> Yep, and for all I know she's still hanging there |
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* jim_duggan yawns
* @Kitsune guides a fly into jim_duggan's mouth
<jim_duggan> yum
<+sueb> tsetse fly?
<jim_duggan> spanish fly?
<+TribGuru> too many flies for a white guy.
<jim_duggan> pretty fly for a white guy
<+TribGuru> and the joke has landed. |
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<GaidinBDJ> Hrm...I think that may be my next random project
<GaidinBDJ> Print a bunch of fliers that say "Time Traveller's Convention. Last Saturday"
<GaidinBDJ> Put 'em up in a few spots around town |
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<Hmmhesays> wouldn't it be funny if someone on american idol had turrets?
<Hmmhesays> how the hell do you spell that
<DripVurkin> touret's
<+Allahkat> Tourettes
<GaidinBDJ> I was gonna say
<GaidinBDJ> Turrets could make it entertaining as well. |
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<Rob-iwiwc> imagine if the pope got up now
<Rob-iwiwc> think that might cause an increase in catholics?
<@HPZ> Rob-iwiwc: that's a damned good idea. They should've planned it that way.
<@HPZ> What a brilliant recruitment strategy.
<sprawl_gnome> worked for Jesus |
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<+McBatt> Cobra were a bunch of fucking morons.
<+McBatt> never did ANYTRHING right
<+McBatt> I think they liked having their asses kicked
<+McBatt> Did you ever see the christmas episode where all of corbra shrink down and sneek into the Joes HQ, and then INTENTIONALLY set of the alarms and enlarge themselves, rather than kill all the joes in their sleep? Fucking morons.
<+McBatt> If I were running cobra, even at 6 years old, we would have been ruling the world in a matter of minutes |
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<ZekeMacNeil> i just ashed my cigarette into my milf
<ZekeMacNeil> erm
<ZekeMacNeil> milk |
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<+Wintermute> !8ball can you recommend a good email client?
<@FarkStatsBot> Wintermute: Outlook good. |
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[11:21:59] <+Calisa> Actually nevermind.
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<Baron-Harkonnen> A squash up the ass is generally NSFW
<+TribGuru> a kabocha, on the other hand, is sfw depending on how far it's inserted and if it's in japan.
<nuttinonmutton> well, ya learn something new every day. ;P |
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<Bubbaprog> in nashville
* Bubbaprog is away: NCAA TOURNAMENT BABY!!! GO BOBCATS!
meanwhile, in #shhhh...
<suebwork> ok someone explain to me what the point was of bubba logging in and then marking himself away to watch a basketball game?
<DoctorCal> To annoy you?
<suebwork> I'm not annoyed, just curious
<suebwork> notice how he stopped coming in here though?
<kc8501> to let people know he's there
<kc8501> that's all
<kc8501> yet we're all idiots...
<suebwork> he's trying to brag that he's in North Carolina and going to a basketball game |
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* AntiNorm sets mode: +b *!*@*.k12.*
* hugecockforu was kicked by AntiNorm (go back to class) |
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* Topic for #fark is: #FARK: the Gettysburg in the Genetics/Environment War |
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<smadge1> for the past 1 1/2 hour ive been d/l midi files
<smadge1> i just feel, dirty
<smadge1> i have captain and tenille
<smadge1> and a pile of poorly sequenced queen
<smadge1> i find myself dancing, to the sad, sad music
<smadge1> i even downloaded whitney houston
<GaidinBDJ> Why are you admidding this here? You think we're some kind of bad-MIDI support group? We're just going to mock you endlessly.
<smadge1> if i had broadband, i could d/l mp3s |
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<Jeff> I just walked into my bathroom, and my cat was taking a shit in the box
<Jeff> And I ACTUALLY APOLOGIZED FOR WALKING IN |
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<@AntiNorm> if this works, i'll have 345 GB of hard drive space
<GaidinBDJ> Deleting porn again AntiNorm? |
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* +Kennef blows in a southerly direction
<+Kennef> wait.... that didnt come out right |
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