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<hmmhesays> Do you whip out your piece and smack em in the forehead with it GaidinBDJ?
<GaidinBDJ> Nope, I don't carry here
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<BChikapa> Quick, I have a question
<magpie> 42
<BChikapa> Is it rape if you kill them first?
<RobbieFal> Chikapa, Rape isn't the biggest problem if you killed the person
<BChikapa> But IS IT?
<RobbieFal> felony-wise
<RobbieFal> well.. considering the person doesn't consent, I'd say it probably is
<BChikapa> shit.
<ChainBlue> violating a corpse is a crime all to istelf
<BChikapa> I'll be back in like fifty years.
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<ComicBookGuy> goatse goatse goatse goatse goatse
<forkhead1> what is goatse? like a goat?
<elitotaco> yeah
<elitotaco> its pretty cool
<JinxedLynx> >((@))< goatse kitty
<elitotaco> its one of those three legged goats
<elitotaco> lemme get a link for you
<elitotaco> http://www.hektik.org/various/goatse/images/goatse_03.jpg
<forkhead1> you freak !!!
<elitotaco> oh yeah
<elitotaco> nsfw
<forkhead1> nsfw or human eyes!!!
<forkhead1> freaked my dad out too! |
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<Loser> what will happen when I tell my parents I'm bi?
<GaidinBDJ> You mother looks at your father and says "You owe me $100" |
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<forkids> fully erect, i'm 32 inches
<goatasaur> forkids: you forgot the decimal |
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<goatasaur> if you ate nothing but corn for like two days, and then took a shit, and took a picture of it, you could be an internet celebrity
<goatasaur> such is the power of the internet |
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<+GaidinBDJ> 'k bad pun time.
<+GaidinBDJ> It's Christmastime in the Skywalker household, and Luke and Leia were talking
<+GaidinBDJ> Luke says to Leia "I'm really bummed."
<+GaidinBDJ> Leia asks "Why?"
<+GaidinBDJ> Luke says "I know what Dad is getting me for Christmas"
<+GaidinBDJ> Leia says "How do you know?"
<+GaidinBDJ> Luke says "Well, last night, I felt his presents" |
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<GaidinBDJ> My sphincter give out nothing.
<GaidinBDJ> Err...should have said my sphincter accepts nothing. |
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<GaidinBDJ> About as disappointing as the night after the prom.
<GaidinBDJ> Lots of hype, then it's over in 30 secons.
<+sueb> and why aren't they showing the damn replay!!!!
<+TribGuru> hey, at least "she" was well-hung, GaidinBDJ
<GaidinBDJ> Yep, and for all I know she's still hanging there |
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<Bubbaprog> in nashville
* Bubbaprog is away: NCAA TOURNAMENT BABY!!! GO BOBCATS!
meanwhile, in #shhhh...
<suebwork> ok someone explain to me what the point was of bubba logging in and then marking himself away to watch a basketball game?
<DoctorCal> To annoy you?
<suebwork> I'm not annoyed, just curious
<suebwork> notice how he stopped coming in here though?
<kc8501> to let people know he's there
<kc8501> that's all
<kc8501> yet we're all idiots...
<suebwork> he's trying to brag that he's in North Carolina and going to a basketball game |
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<Deltantor> You seriously cant beat a rock with voyager, the doctor, someone who looks like chakotay or tom paris, janeway, and tuvok
<+GaidinBDJ> Deltantor: Yes, I could. I could have a Seven of Nine RealDoll
<Deltantor> GaidinBDJ, you win.
<+Pornosaur> sexual vinyl beats rock, rock, paper, scissors goes 4 way |
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[11:21:59] <+Calisa> Actually nevermind.
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* jim_duggan yawns
* @Kitsune guides a fly into jim_duggan's mouth
<jim_duggan> yum
<+sueb> tsetse fly?
<jim_duggan> spanish fly?
<+TribGuru> too many flies for a white guy.
<jim_duggan> pretty fly for a white guy
<+TribGuru> and the joke has landed. |
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<GaidinBDJ> The marvels of modern America. You can see sombody getting fucked up, but not fucked. |
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* AntiNorm sets mode: +b *!*@*.k12.*
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<Devilbunny> basically just tell her that people online don't believe that you're anywhere near a cute girl, and they're asking for pictures to prove it. Then let her see what you're typing - better clear the buffer - and let her type a response. Tell her to type "I really am a hot girl."
<Devilbunny> or something
<Cliff_> Devilbunny, I really am a hot girl
<GaidinBDJ> !topic
<GaidinBDJ> Actually what would really prove is is have her type "I love anal sex from burly men" |
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<goatasaur> that reminds me of the health spa that was giving a deal on "champagne facials"
<goatasaur> and i thought, "if that isn't the name of a porn site, it should be" |
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<Dolleater> I dont think I want to get flammed, Im just here too look at photoshop contests. |
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<+Wintermute> !8ball can you recommend a good email client?
<@FarkStatsBot> Wintermute: Outlook good. |
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<firewalker> you cant buy liquor here or anywhere in Tx. on sunday
<kc8501> ahhh yes. texas. well that explains it!
<jqfarker> buy extra on saturday |
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<Jessica312> :O
<Jessica312> :O
<Jessica312> :O
<Jessica312> apparently im quite shocked by something tonight
<Jessica312> :O
<Jessica312> :O
<GaidinBDJ> (======8 |
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<goatasaur> she is attractive
<goatasaur> but she has more issues than tv guide |
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* +Rabbitoh pokes and feels his index finger sink into kc's leg
<+kc8501> oooooh Rabbitoh!
<+Rabbitoh> :D
<+kc8501> HEY that's not my leg!
<+Rabbitoh> that's not my finger |
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*** Signoff: disp (Killed (NickServ (Ghost: disposal!disp@syru229-149.syr.edu)))
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<disp> i am fucking stupid
<disp> from my experience
<goatasaur> took you long enough
<disp> it was on auto reconnect
<disp> i did it manually
<disp> while it was reconnecting
<disp> and then i sat on the server
<disp> thinking i was in the channel
<goatasaur> no, i mean it took you long enough to figure out you're fucking stupid |
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<MrCore> I just fapped twice while you guys talked about politics
<MrCore> I got more accomplished than you |
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<Dripdry> yeah, have a nice dream
<Dripdry> about Finaland
<Dripdry> *Finland!
* OnO hugs wepsi anyway
* OnO listens to Fin music
<Dripdry> The Jaws theme?? |
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<phoxxy> btw. I see more people driving SUVs with Kerry/Edwards stickers than anything else.
<phoxxy> but what makes it amusing is that about half those also have a bumper sticker that says "No BLood for Oil"
<asshat> lol. fools. blood doesnt burn very well, you could never use it in a modern day internal combustion vehicle |
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<+Pornosaur> we should give rednecks guns at birth, thin the herd
<@ZekeMacNeil> wow, i would have tennessee all to myself |
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<sueb> we'll most likely go gambling afterwards
<sueb> but please join us
<@Miz> SINNERS! ;)
<+GaidinBDJ> You can only prove we're sinning if you can prove there's a God.
<@Miz> I'm godf
<@Miz> god even
<@Miz> God has had a long day and makes typos :P
<+GaidinBDJ> Your typo belies your claim. |
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<goatasaur> it's frustrating
<goatasaur> like having sex with a ziploc bag
<goatasaur> i can wear her labia like earmuffs |
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<JimJam> there's generally some swallowing involved
<JimJam> that or drowning
<Organs> if you're drowning, then you're seriously doing something right down there |
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<GaidinBDJ> Hrm...I think that may be my next random project
<GaidinBDJ> Print a bunch of fliers that say "Time Traveller's Convention. Last Saturday"
<GaidinBDJ> Put 'em up in a few spots around town |
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<GaidinBDJ> I finally got around to doing that guy
<GaidinBDJ> 's prox card
<GaidinBDJ> ack!
<+buttercup> topic!
* bort13 changes topic to '<GaidinBDJ> I finally got around to doing that guy'
<GaidinBDJ> Bastard
<GaidinBDJ> Stupid laptop keyboards
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<ZekeMacNeil> i just ashed my cigarette into my milf
<ZekeMacNeil> erm
<ZekeMacNeil> milk |
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<+aeonite> Doom 3 is too dark
<Jeff> Adds to the atmosphere
<Jeff> It's part of the story, anyway. The power is out everywhere. All you got is a flashlight
<+aeonite> it's lazy
<+aeonite> they were like "oh shit these levels look like crapass" "we'll just make every level pitch black then"
<Jeff> Yeah, I'm sure the people at ID were like "Ehhh, we get tired of making good graphics. Let's just make it dark" |
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<Baron-Harkonnen> A squash up the ass is generally NSFW
<+TribGuru> a kabocha, on the other hand, is sfw depending on how far it's inserted and if it's in japan.
<nuttinonmutton> well, ya learn something new every day. ;P |
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<@AntiNorm> if this works, i'll have 345 GB of hard drive space
<GaidinBDJ> Deleting porn again AntiNorm? |
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<CB> Basic hi-dollar lawyer suit; $800 US. Basic set of biker leather; $1400 US. Who is the sharper dressed man? :)
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<weewoo> hello tony2nice, sorry about that wasnt really paying attention
<tony2nice> Oh no prob dude.
<weewoo> dudette*
<weewoo> ;p
<tony2nice> dudette
<tony2nice> My "dudes" are not gender specific weewoo.
<tony2nice> That sounded very...odd... |
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<+UncHellMatt> Eh, my girlfriend had the same reaction, kapowaz.
<+UncHellMatt> Thing is?
<+UncHellMatt> I just patted her on the back...
<+UncHellMatt> ...and told her to GET MY FUCKING MONEY!!
<+UncHellMatt> And she would SO fucking kill me if she read that... |
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* Topic for #fark is: #FARK: the Gettysburg in the Genetics/Environment War |
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<Bubbaprog> 9/11 shall be referred to in roman
<Bubbaprog> IX|XI
<Bubbaprog> thank you.
<Bubbaprog> it looks like a drunk robot. |
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[23:20:00] * ChainBlue wiggles his weenatr at Phinneas
[23:20:09] <MrPhin> wat
[23:20:12] <ChainBlue> bwahahahahahahaha!
[23:20:20] <ChainBlue> now thats timing |
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<VietBong> 'sup fool?
<Iggins> nothinh big
<Iggins> just playing my bass
<+GaidinBDJ> How do you play a fish?
<Iggins> you just play scales |
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* Jeff never saw The Passion of Christ
<Gwendolyn> Neither did I, and have no plans to
<GaidinBDJ> I read the book instead
<Gwendolyn> I read the book, and found it conflicting and a dry read ;)
<Gwendolyn> and the book is always better than the movie
<Gwendolyn> so I'll pass |
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[Long debate about representative democracy vs. pure democracy]
<GaidinBDJ> Representative democracies are a good idea for one simple reason.
<GaidinBDJ> People, in any group larger than three, are really fucking dumb. |
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<Gwendolyn> my mom was always the boss growning up.
<jeff> dyketown usa
<goatasaur> major export: liquor? |
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<+aeonite> all I know is I put on the pedometer and I went down to the playground and walked around for like 2 hours and it registered like 20,000 when there were only like 20 kids there, tops |
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<goatasaur> i took my piss test today
<tuckt26> Was it tough?
<goatasaur> my strategy was taking so much drugs that my urine breaks the machine |
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<phoxxy> i was on the phone with a company for my business that was in Tennesee. the guy was trying to tell me information over the phone. i aksed if they had a website and he goes "Well, I didn't offer to give you our website information because I didn't think you had internet in Indiana."
* phoxxy was like WTF!?
* phoxxy has a T1 in her home mother fucker
<Puchu> indiana has no internet
<GorgeousOrifice> Indiana's all backwards and shit
<phoxxy> when I told the guy I had a T1 at home, he goes "Is that like dial-up?" |
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